If more men said “don’t be that guy” to each other instead of “not all men” to women… what a wonderful world this could be.
So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA
i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space
Written for bleep0bleep. Based on her cracky edit prompted by her keg guy anon.
I meant for this to be crack fic, but it turned out to be nearly 3k words of earnest accordion player Derek and feelings porn.
What if Derek’s not the only one who is a secret…
"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"
Jesus: Ah yes.
Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.
Jesus: What a shame.